Person: What do you like to read?
Me: *two guys having sex on everything* umm…. I dont read much..
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
Parent: What does a cow say?
Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?
Baby: *deep voice* Aoba
» A guy in my Japanese class today...
Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
Vaas: Are you trying to say "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"?
Vaas: The fuck was that bullshit
Koujaku: There's no BL in this anime, but we have to show our love for Aoba somehow...
Ren: Our foreheads brushed together affectionately in a sincere moment and I called him baby
Clear: AH, I got to carry master to safety and speak to him! He even kicked me~
Koujaku: That's nothing, I got to go to his house, see his sleeping face, eat delicious food with him and almost touch his hair
Koujaku: you fuCKING PIECE OF SHIT-
me: *points at a problematic character* love this character
fan large crying voice: no…stop that…you don’t underknow what you’re saying…they are bad!!! and if you like them you are also trash!!! filth !!! it’s the law!!
me: love this problematic character
me: just one more chapter
me 2 hours later: i'll sleep after this fic is done
me at 5: just.one...mo r E
*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*