It's a rock worth living under
Baby: d-d-d-
Vaas: Are you trying to say "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"?
Baby: Daddy!
Vaas: The fuck was that bullshit
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Koujaku: There's no BL in this anime, but we have to show our love for Aoba somehow...
Mink: I glared at him
Ren: Our foreheads brushed together affectionately in a sincere moment and I called him baby
Clear: AH, I got to carry master to safety and speak to him! He even kicked me~
Koujaku: That's nothing, I got to go to his house, see his sleeping face, eat delicious food with him and almost touch his hair
Noiz: I kissed him
Koujaku: ...
Noiz: ...
Koujaku: you fuCKING PIECE OF SHIT-
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honeynutgiornos:

me: *points at a problematic character* love this character
fan large crying voice: no…stop that…you don’t underknow what you’re saying…they are bad!!! and if you like them you are also trash!!! filth !!! it’s the law!!
me: love this problematic character

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me: just one more chapter
me 2 hours later: i'll sleep after this fic is done
me at 4am: f u c k
me at 5: just.one...mo r E
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*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
me:
me: no
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me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
me: *finishes video game*
me: *reevaluates life*
me: *listens to video game ost 362743 times*
me: *cries for eternity*
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emmodii:

So we were discussing what’d happen if Jordi found Aiden high on drugs or shit during a digital trip and:

Jordi: Pearce, really now??

Jordi: Do you know what these things do to you?

Jordi: They screw up the things in your brain.

Jordi: They make your brain decay. Decompose like a rotting corpse.

Jordi: Wanna see a rotting corpse? I have one in my truck.

Aiden: Jordi, no. I don’t need you telling me what to do.

Jordi: You don’t appreciate me. You don’t appreciate the things I do for you.

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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho)

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