me: just one more chapter
me 2 hours later: i'll sleep after this fic is done
me at 5: just.one...mo r E
*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
me: *finishes video game*
me: *listens to video game ost 362743 times*
So we were discussing what’d happen if Jordi found Aiden high on drugs or shit during a digital trip and:
Jordi: Pearce, really now??
Jordi: Do you know what these things do to you?
Jordi: They screw up the things in your brain.
Jordi: They make your brain decay. Decompose like a rotting corpse.
Jordi: Wanna see a rotting corpse? I have one in my truck.
Aiden: Jordi, no. I don’t need you telling me what to do.
Jordi: You don’t appreciate me. You don’t appreciate the things I do for you.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
Me: *Finishes video game*
me at age 12: ew older men
» I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him